missinyouiskillingme:

„Sometimes we love people like we love the stars.“ — „How?“ — „We love them knowing we could never have them.“

skellydun:

why do i have to interview for a job? is it too much to ask that they simply hire me and then if i’m not the right fit they take me out back and shoot me

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

I love perfume samples so much. I love the little bottles and I love the little smells. Unparalleled experience.

Matthew Lillard in Scream was my sexual awakening and chemically speaking it made me immune to Hannibal discourse.

Added this to the wrong post. I’ll be passing away momentarily.

(via flabellinopsis)

therealtinymeat:

rly I just gotta do whatever the fuck my cousin did that got her like excommunicated from the family and then shitll be easy


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